Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
how does that bad decision feel?
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