what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
There r osticjed everywhere
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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