So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
ugly people sure do ruin things
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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