he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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