yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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