i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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