the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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