haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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