So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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