i just google imaged poop.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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