I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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