I'm really into asian looking animals
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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