who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
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