my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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