Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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