chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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