Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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