apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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