it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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