me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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