just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
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