white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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