Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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