I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
