Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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