May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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