Do vagina's smell?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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