you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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