This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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