So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
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