She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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