Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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