drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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