i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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