I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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