left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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