Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
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