Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
someone get that fucking seahorse.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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