I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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