But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I forget how to act sober
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