Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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