And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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