Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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