don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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