I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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