But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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