White coat. Heels.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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