Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I'm bleeding and have questions
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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