better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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