Christians are straight up FREAKS
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
