handjob tips. give me some.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
