I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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