David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
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