So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
she peed on how many people?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
